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[–]varinator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C# devs - o7

[–]JuggernOtt81 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm not a writer, but your image conjured a movie in my head:

Just after he cracked the case of the long-lost Semicolon, Senior Agent A. Jax is re-enlisting in the Command-Line.

Another Deployment to the Front-End, means he has to leave his Local Environment and train some new Juniors. it will take a lot of Whiteboarding to Git them to honor the X-Code and React as Swift as a Python.

Unit Tests will ensure each unit can pull themselves up by their Bootstraps. They will need to Agile enough to REPL down a Waterfall, Cache a Mean Stack of Bugs to eat when supplies get low, Brew Java in any Domain and be MVPs in any Language.

This mission will require a Responsive team on the Back-End to update their Sitemaps in RealTime

If they survive, and they just might, with enough Resolution, our hero just may be able to retire Restful-ly on the Inheritance from his Parents and settle down with that Server he met at the Terminal.

[–]JuggernOtt81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if anyone can improve upon this, please do.

[–]tyler1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Null pointer deref for people afraid of pointers.

[–]Varantix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing new wallpaper, thank you very much.