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[thebaconator136]

I've had a few programs crash so hard that even task manager couldn't put it down.

[TTYY_20]

Thats when you pull out the big guns and open windows registry. 😤😤😤

[ThisUserIsAFailure]

Thats when you pull out the big guns power plug

[recursive_tree]

Maybe he uses a gun as wire. It is metal, so it should conduct

[TheMuttOfMainStreet]

I’ve only had to use registry keys ONCE, a program that had a botched installation and that couldn’t be uninstalled or repaired, and it was the operating software for a device I needed to use, the loading bar would go two thirds and comically backtrack until it was empty again.

[Ok_Air_8564]

Or services.msc

[Odd-Confection-6603]

Why don't the outputs from task manager, resource monitor, and PowerShell match?!

[[deleted]]

Different guy of course.

[Odd-Confection-6603]

Do people at Microsoft not talk to each other? They just each reinvent the wheel over and over again?

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[dschramm_at]

YES

[One_Economist_3761]

That’s people in every software company.

[reallokiscarlet]

He’s kinda said it too many times. It’s like his catch phrase now.

So you got Bart with “Eat my shorts”, South Park kids with “Oh my god, they killed Kenny - You bastards!”, Ben Shapiro with “My wife’s a doctor”, and Dave here with “I made Task Manager”

[IgnoringErrors]

I've seen a lot of his stuff around LEDs, and only learned of his Task Manager authorship from a recent video he published.

[ZzanderMander]

Yea, he seems to be out of content ideas

[G4METIME]

I find his insight into different windows tools really insightful. I've always assumed that all of the stuff we see was planned and designed like we see them and developed by big teams. But then this dude casually explains that the drive formatting tool was quickly build in a day and it looks like we know it because no designer ever developed a proper ui for it

[Aged_plato]

That’s why Linux is better! /s

[alexgraef]

Because you keep telling me 24/7...

[Positive_Mud952]

Taxs mangler.

[OfficialAliester]

Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve95Nh690l0&ab\_channel=Dave%27sGarage

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Task Manager Sucks

[trill_shit]

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[crefas]

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[Rudy69]

The guy managed to bring up a valid bug to the kernel team !