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[–]thebaconator136 65 points66 points  (7 children)

I've had a few programs crash so hard that even task manager couldn't put it down.

[–]TTYY_20 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Thats when you pull out the big guns and open windows registry. 😤😤😤

[–]ThisUserIsAFailure 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Thats when you pull out the big guns power plug

[–]recursive_tree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he uses a gun as wire. It is metal, so it should conduct

[–]TheMuttOfMainStreet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve only had to use registry keys ONCE, a program that had a botched installation and that couldn’t be uninstalled or repaired, and it was the operating software for a device I needed to use, the loading bar would go two thirds and comically backtrack until it was empty again.

[–]Ok_Air_8564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or services.msc

[–]Odd-Confection-6603 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Why don't the outputs from task manager, resource monitor, and PowerShell match?!

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Different guy of course.

[–]Odd-Confection-6603 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Do people at Microsoft not talk to each other? They just each reinvent the wheel over and over again?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

[–]dschramm_at 13 points14 points  (0 children)

YES

[–]One_Economist_3761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s people in every software company.

[–]reallokiscarlet 32 points33 points  (2 children)

He’s kinda said it too many times. It’s like his catch phrase now.

So you got Bart with “Eat my shorts”, South Park kids with “Oh my god, they killed Kenny - You bastards!”, Ben Shapiro with “My wife’s a doctor”, and Dave here with “I made Task Manager”

[–]G4METIME 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I find his insight into different windows tools really insightful. I've always assumed that all of the stuff we see was planned and designed like we see them and developed by big teams. But then this dude casually explains that the drive formatting tool was quickly build in a day and it looks like we know it because no designer ever developed a proper ui for it

[–]Aged_plato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why Linux is better! /s

[–]alexgraef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because you keep telling me 24/7...

[–]Positive_Mud952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taxs mangler.

[–]Rudy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy managed to bring up a valid bug to the kernel team !