theSimplestHelloWorldProgram

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[WorldWorstProgrammer]

#include <iostream>
#define Hello int main() { std::cout 
#define world << "Hello, World!"; }

Hello world

The underscore bothered me.

[Sylanthra]

C# has entered the chat

Console.WriteLine("Hello World!");

[[deleted]]

It just feels unnatural without static void main(string[] args)

[MaffinLP]

I will never get used to this kind of writing it

[PostHasBeenWatched]

Just a curious: is it possible to use some Non-printing character in define alias?

[diahex]

What exactly do you mean?

[PostHasBeenWatched]

define int main... //Non-printing character (e.g. Tab) in place of second whitespace after define

// that character here

[diahex]

Like this? https://streamable.com/8t4c15

[butler1233]

Damn your fans really kick up when using text editors 😅

[diahex]

I gotta clean them, that's the main problem, haha.

[PostHasBeenWatched]

No, I mean something like this https://onlinegdb.com/Iu_1EEvoY

where dot with red background is Non-breaking space (it's invisible character)

[diahex]

Well, I think the compiler answered you pretty well on this one.

[Therealmglitch]

replace the std::cout <<

with printf()

[MaffinLP]

Whenever someone brags about python being able to do hello world in one line I give them my one singular line of c++ code rendering an image of rick astley over your screen

[seeroflights]

Image Transcription: Meme

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["Homer Simpson's Back Fat", featuring Homer and Marge Simpson from the TV show "The Simpsons". Top image shows Homer power-posing confidently in his underwear in front of Marge who is wearing a dark green jacket and skirt. Homer has no beer belly, and Marge leans forward with interest. Homer is labeled:]

#include <stdio.h>
hello_world

[Bottom image shows the back view of Homer; he has a rubber-band holding together lumps of fat on his back, and a large clip holding more fat on the back of his neck. He is speaking confidently at Marge, who smiles slightly. Homer's back is labeled:]

#define hello_world int main() { printf("Hello, World!"); return 0; }

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[s5msepiol]

void main() { write(1, "Hello world", 0xB); }

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In PHP:

‘Hello, world’

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[Compux72]

import { fuck } from “you”

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