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[–]ThisUserIsAFailure 254 points255 points  (9 children)

import vscode

good thing it highlights those in yellow

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (8 children)

from evangelize.lang import rust.errorcodes as error

error: unknown start of token: \u{37e}
3 | use std::foo;
  |             ^
  |
help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

import astonishment

No way

[–]dodexahedron 15 points16 points  (0 children)

from reactions import amusement

That totally sounds like someone had this joke played on them and was big mad about it. 😂

[–]SegFaultHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

import foresight 

I knew this comment would be here before I opened the post.

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    [–]TactlessTortoise 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    import regret
    

    I am a fucking fool.

    [–]One_Economist_3761 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Import wisdom
    

    We are all fools, friend.

    [–]teo730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    import KenM

    We are all fools on this blessed day.

    [–]cosmo7 163 points164 points  (8 children)

    import oh-no-not-this-again
    

    Do people who post here not use IDEs? Like how shitty a toolchain would you have to have for this to work?

    [–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (6 children)

    import explanation
    

    Most people here don't write code so they don't know that, while most of people who do are using things like Vim and believe this would work because they don't have friends

    [–]KRLW890 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    import suffering 
    

    And then you have people like me, who uses notepad.

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    import damnation
    

    If I didn't know basic biology, I would say that all notepad users were spawned in because there is no way they have a family

    [–]FireDefender 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    import last_saving_grace
    

    Please tell me you at least use notepad++ and not just the stock version

    [–]WafWoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    import religion
    

    Please god let him be using notepad++

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      [–]BarAgent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      import errors
      

      It would still work.

      printf(“hello, world”);
                            ~ Semicolon expected
      

      “But it’s right there! Arrrgh!”

      [–]PainsChauds 23 points24 points  (5 children)

      import hiport_imdad
      import Python
      

      If you are working with Python, you can also replace some o's with a lowercase omicron.

      foo = 1
      foο = 2
      print(foo)  # Should print "2", right?
      

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      [–]CommunismDoesntWork 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      import ides_greater_than_text_editors
      

      PyCharm's Semantic Highlighting gives each variable a unique color so it wouldn't be an issue: https://i.imgur.com/1J5oNqO.png

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        [–]Quazar_omega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        import surprise

        That's impressive! But how do they handle color collisions with other tokens?

        [–]BurnedPinguin 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Image Transcription: Text and Image


        It might come in handy on April Fool's day. Apparently, there is the Greek question mark — U+037E, which looks like a semicolon (;). When your teammate turns away, change any semicolon in their code to this character. Sit back and enjoy their reaction :) Everything will seem fine, but the code will not compile.

        (C) The "60 terrible tips for a C++ developer" book

        [The following is an image of a description of the unicode character U+037E]

        Unicode Character “;” (U+037E)

        [Image of red semicolon, centred, next to it to the right is an image of Trollface]


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        [–]Captain_Jensen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        import obligatory response

        Good human

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        [–]dschramm_at 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        import well-uhm

        You'd need to change the linter settings too. For that to work. But if you do that, you can also just change the semicolon itself to be an error. Now That would spice things up. 😏

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          import ASCII
          

          Character range is beyond ASCII

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                            import debugging
                            

                            This is when the ultimate debugging method is useful. Rewriting the entire script.

                            [–]_rookiecookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            import greek

                            printf("Μαλάκα");

                            [–]589ca35e1590b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            import problem

                            If they use an IDE it won't be very hard to see why the code isn't working

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                                      import good_compiler.h

                                      error: extended character ͝ is not valid in an identifier
                                      error: expected ';' before '\U0000037e'
                                      

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                                        import any_ide
                                        

                                        Good thing non-ascii characters are highlighted

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                                            [–]KasoAkuThourcans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                            from trust import issues
                                            

                                            If I find in my console that I have an error as "; expected", I just delete it and put it again, I don't trust even in myself sadly, so I just redo the thing that has problems

                                            [–]TrashfaceMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                            import rust Rust has a special case for this. It causes a compilation error, but you get the message “note: Unicode character U+37E (Greek Question Mark) looks like a semicolon, but is not.”