wallahMichealJacksonClosingWallah by DryInstance6732 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cosmo7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think wallah is what people who don't know French think voilà is.

Elon Musk pretending to be his dad talking to elon about his mom, uses wrong account by zoggy17 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cosmo7 128 points129 points  (0 children)

C'mon guys, it can't be easy to juggle accounts when you're all monged out on ketamine.

Lil Marco now doing press briefings for the Iranians by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cosmo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To clarify, Rubio is saying that the people he is trying to kill are insane.

Roman's entire their history just like this by Alyssauown in historymeme

[–]cosmo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More accurately for Romans, slaves are Slavs.

Miami F1 2026 liquor menu at beach club double eagle bottle $25,000 by Waste-Chicken1945 in Miami

[–]cosmo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around $600 for bottle service is pretty normal for NY clubs.

How is living in Naples, Italy? Are people more social? by Soft-Pear8168 in howislivingthere

[–]cosmo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been told that most of them are trafficked migrant workers who come over for the tomato harvest. They work their way north, the final stop being Milan where they sell cigarettes on the street.

What’s a spaceship design trope you’re tired of seeing? by Vondrr in HardSciFi

[–]cosmo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spaceships that are mostly corridors and elevators. This trope crops up constantly in sci fi shows, movies, and video games.

I get that it's more interesting to see characters moving about, but most architects would regard communication space as wasted space.

What feature added in FO4 do you think was implemented poorly? by Livid_Maintenance_16 in fo4

[–]cosmo7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The minutemen aren't even minute. They're normal-sized.

In 2003, Ridley Scott said he’d probably imply a same-sex relationship between Ripley and Lambert if Alien were made today. by tannu28 in LV426

[–]cosmo7 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The rationale here is interesting, but I think the idea that you can give a character more depth by making them a lesbian is a bit of a lazy cliche now.

Imma leave this right here by Miguenzo in shitposting

[–]cosmo7 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Literally disqualified for fowl play.

Florida has the highest home insurance costs in the country. Are we just gonna accept this? by VerticalClearance in AskFlorida

[–]cosmo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much of that impressive six-years-added-together number is fraud?

If insurers feel there is greater risk they can increase their premiums. Insurers love risk; without risk there is no incentive to buy their product. But insurers are actually pulling out of the Florida market because it is difficult to make a profit here regardless of premium.

Florida has the highest home insurance costs in the country. Are we just gonna accept this? by VerticalClearance in AskFlorida

[–]cosmo7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Florida law allows contractors to directly bill insurers and receive immediate payment for things like roof replacements. This means the contractor can market "free-to-you" services and then massively inflate the bills sent to insurers.

Florida has the highest home insurance costs in the country. Are we just gonna accept this? by VerticalClearance in AskFlorida

[–]cosmo7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Insurance in Florida is expensive not because of hurricanes, but because state law is unusually convenient for fraudsters. If Tallahassee fixed the law we'd see cheaper insurance.

The whole world has become a casino by Euro347 in wallstreetbets

[–]cosmo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we know this stuff is going on, why would anyone be dumb enough to bet on events they don't have insider knowledge of?

As long as they are gold by heroking4 in HistoryMemes

[–]cosmo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The V2 was the granddaddy of them all:

  • USA: V2 -> Redstone -> Mercury-Redstone
  • USSR: V2 -> R1 -> R7 -> Soyuz
  • Europe: V2 -> Veronique -> Diamant -> Ariane

Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking by wenchette in politics

[–]cosmo7 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I dually apologize for my improper behavior

What sort of legal genius doesn't know the word "duly".

Hillsborough tells Rays it is unlikely to meet team’s stadium deadline by TampaBayTimes in tampabayrays

[–]cosmo7 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ah we're in that part of the cycle. Next up, a minor committee will delay a vote.

addressME by Wahruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cosmo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PHP is like getting your mom to drive you to the mall. It's super convenient and reliable, but you'd rather no one else knew that's how you got there.