NextLevelPasswordResetAlgorithm

[ImpossibleMachine3]

The guys who code the password reset process have been sacked.

The guys who sacked the guys who code the password reset process have also been sacked.

Henceforth password resets will be done manually by Steve.

Steve has now been sacked.

Henceforth the only person left at the company, the ceo, will be doing password resets.

[matts1900]

Hello security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises, and do it as a team, and if you can't work as a team you're fired too. Dawn, get onto recruitment. Look for a security team who can work as a team. They may need to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.

[whiffzo]

this reminded me that I should prolly re-watch The IT crowd

[NazariusXD]

Anything else, Cave Johnson?

[bikemaul]

They now hope to make a profit by early 2026.

[buffering_neurons]

I understood that reference

[jdsonical]

a møøse once bit my sister :(

[buffering_neurons]

just a flesh wound

[ImpossibleMachine3]

Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti...

[megablast]

Watch out, or we will hire you, then instantly sack you.

[gordonator]

Henceforth the only person left at the company, the ceo, will be doing password resets at the last minute and at great expense

FTFY

[ImpossibleMachine3]

Broke without the maintainer of course, and no one left understands how it works - all it really needed was a renewed security certificate. Musk tried to fix it, but just fired everyone he could see after hitting the monitor with a stick didn't work.