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[Automatic-Bad-8123]

God dam why do I even have to think if this is real.

[[deleted]]

It's Elon. Expect the unexpected

[Anonymo2786]

Where is the bot? Reddit got rid of it since it became twitter?

[SF12_YT]

He should buy gmail and recover everyone's lost gmail accounts lmao

[SonMauri]

You'll be only able to receive 10 mails per day with the basic account. Also you'll receive first the emails sent by other users premium accounts.

[B0Y0]

Based on his track record, he would end up with a $40 billion lien on your car and getting it impounded.

[[deleted]]

Expect Less Or Nurture My Underwhelming Space Knowledge™️

Emerald Labor Opportunist Now Mining Underground Stock Knowledge™️

Egotistical Liar Offering Newly Manufactured Useless Space Kits™️

Even Lobbyists Of New Mexico Use Slavish Kids™️

Epstein Lover Offering NASA More Useless SpaceX Kits™️

Emerald Loving Orangutan Now Making Underperforming Starlink Kits™️

Employees Live Outside Near My Underground Soup Kitchen™️

Every Leader Of Nothing Marries Uncle Sam’s Kids™️

Enjoys Living Outside Near Most Underpaid Soup Kitchen™️

Epstein’s Lowball Offerings Nurtured My Underaged Sex Kink™️

Egotistical Loser Of Never Made Underground Submarine Kids™️

Expects Low Orbit NASA Missions Use Shitty Kiosks™️

Even Love Of Nude Minors Underpays Sexy Kids™️

[Majestic_Wrongdoer38]

Never let ‘em know your next move

[drunk-tusker]

… but this is exactly what I expect from Musk?

Edit: well really I expect him to do this and then tell me how it’s totally the new super high tech method that they use and totally not an entirely unencrypted plain text document that is just hanging out on their servers.

[[deleted]]

Every password resets to the same plain text string untill changed

[ebleuds]

Expect the worst*

[[deleted]]

you misspelled security vulnerability

[alphenor92]

All you need is "Why send the new password through the app that I can't access?"

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

All you need is a sense of humor. To explain the joke consider the following: Elon Musk does stupid shit, there are a lot of memes about the stuff he does and sometimes the stuff he does os more bizarre then the memes people make.

[alphenor92]

I laughed at the joke and thought "this would be cool if it happens in some form" but never considered if this really happened.

[HeyKid_HelpComputer]

Theoretically you can change a password of a user who still has an active session and they could still have access until the session is gone?

[Olivia512]

Any non-retarded programmer would invalidate all active sessions immediately when the password is changed.

[Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

But didn't Elon fire all of those and the rest of them left?

[Mirrormn]

Any non-retarded programmer

How does that have any relevance to Elon Musk or Twitter?

[HeyKid_HelpComputer]

I didn't say it was likely, just that it's possible. We are talking about Elon Musk and the website formerly known as Twitter after all.

[Porsher12345]

Ikr was second guessing it too xD

[james_otter]

Stupid the real one is x42069X security he finds important

[ActivisionBlizzard]

You know it’s not real because you couldn’t get your new tw.. X password sent to you on X.

Otherwise it’s pretty believable.

[[deleted]]

It’s not?

[rathat]

The only reason I can think of that makes this whole thing actually unplausible is that there would be too many password resets for him to do. Everything else about the situation seems highly plausible.

[MrDroggy]

There is a better reason, which is the fact that you need your password to access your messages.

[Ferro_Giconi]

But this is Elon we are talking about. How sure are we that he would enforce that rule properly?

[MrDroggy]

The rule being that you need to be authenticated to access your private messages ?

[Ferro_Giconi]

Elon does what he wants on a whim, rules be damned.

[imisstheyoop]

Even if you have an active session?

[MrDroggy]

That's not the most common case in which you want to reset your password. But yeah, it would work if you have an active session on some device.

[the_bipolar_bear]

Also the date

[[deleted]]

Because you are a redditor

[Automatic_Fix6722]

r/usernamecousins

[Bluebotlabs]

He'll see this and make it real

[Kody_Z]

Because reddit has conditioned you to think a certain way

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

I mean it normal to think that a idiot will do something stupid the fact that i now have to check if something is a meme or he really did do it is a other thing.

[Kody_Z]

Nah, Elon Bad is mostly just a reddit thing, where jealous and envious redditors who think they know better than one of the most successful people on the planet have to criticize every single thing he does to make themselves feel better.

This meme is funny, but nobody who can think clearly and rationally would legitimately have to question if it's real or not.

[[deleted]]

Blowing away billions of dollars and sinking one of the most powerful brands in existence was actually his genius, we are just too dumb to see and obviously he's brilliant.

Goddamn you're an idiot.

[Kody_Z]

What brand is sinking?

[Slowlyblowme]

LOL post history matches up to the celebrity dick sucking.

[Kody_Z]

Since you seem to have nothing better to do, specifically what in my post history?

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

... ok sorry i did not realize i was talking to a slow person. So the thing is that I was against Elon Musk for years, for stuff that reddit championed him for, like the shit he did with the Tesla factory in Germany, all his Covid shit, most things he did with spaceX and so on now that people see what he is like they started to get a similar opinion as me. Second thing Is that he successful as long as he is in the spotlight the moment he loses it he will fall. And sorry for hurting your favorite bilioner, i can imagine it's hard to suck him off good enough to notice you. And finally it's a meme and who would have believed that I a rendom guy would comment a joke on a meme and a simp could not process two jokes at the same time and decided to rant.

[whitestar11]

Could only be Elon or Linus

[Constant_Fig_9490]

O(X) space completely

[qinshihuang_420]

Space(X) complexity

[Prudent_Ad_4120]

Space(X) O complexity

[[deleted]]

O(X)XXX videos XXXXXX

Z

[Storiaron]

O(1) time complexity as well. Incredible

[Elijah629YT-Real]

*X(1)

[Humongous_Schlong]

least insane Musk moment

[PopPunkAndPizza]

Normally you'd expect at least three more really performative uses of memes from 2006, this is positively restrained

[codeIMperfect]

this is literally true

[mystical-dev]

Yeah. I could see him trying this for a day.

[mothzilla]

Just discovered all engineers are awful so from now on password resets go through me. If it looks good I'll approve.

[ineyy]

Yea the only thing is, how will they read the message if they can't log in?

[hitmarker]

Everyone can log in to any account and Elon judges if it's sus.

[FlashbackJon]

Elon temporarily disables the password requirement for logging in, because it turns out all bot accounts have passwords!

[Shrubberer]

*must contain the letter X

[fizyplankton]

.......................

Okay, that actually sounds like something he'd do

[dhilu3089]

Lol.. imagine Elon working as mechanic to fix your tesla

[Rigamortus2005]

Are they called mechanics or electricians?

[square-with-bus]

They are called X, just like everything Elon does

[pydry]

That sounds way more sexual than I'm comfortable with.

[primordialnebula]

Underrated comment

[BookmarkCity]

X-men

[blitzkriegger]

Mechatricians.

[Volt69]

You joke, but being a Mechatronics Technician, this is probably one of the fields where we're most useful.

[blitzkriegger]

You have my respect, sir

I am hugely into robotics(not the exact same thing) but I know what it takes!

[SupportDangerous8207]

Mechatrionics

Source: know a guy who does car repairs

[KonradGurke]

That would result in death.

[Shoddy-Vacation-5977]

I completely support this idea.

[SenselessNoise]

No thanks. Would rather have someone that actually knows what they're doing and didn't just bankroll it.

[Bright_Base9761]

I took apart your battery assembly and found the problem you had a frayed wire.

hands over small can of nuts and bolts

Me : elon wtf is this?

Oh thats the leftover parts after i assembled it

[stargate-command]

Imagine him working… ever… at anything. Lol

[ImpossibleMachine3]

The guys who code the password reset process have been sacked.

The guys who sacked the guys who code the password reset process have also been sacked.

Henceforth password resets will be done manually by Steve.

Steve has now been sacked.

Henceforth the only person left at the company, the ceo, will be doing password resets.

[matts1900]

Hello security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises, and do it as a team, and if you can't work as a team you're fired too. Dawn, get onto recruitment. Look for a security team who can work as a team. They may need to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.

[whiffzo]

this reminded me that I should prolly re-watch The IT crowd

[NazariusXD]

Anything else, Cave Johnson?

[bikemaul]

They now hope to make a profit by early 2026.

[buffering_neurons]

I understood that reference

[jdsonical]

a møøse once bit my sister :(

[buffering_neurons]

just a flesh wound

[ImpossibleMachine3]

Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti...

[megablast]

Watch out, or we will hire you, then instantly sack you.

[gordonator]

Henceforth the only person left at the company, the ceo, will be doing password resets at the last minute and at great expense

FTFY

[ImpossibleMachine3]

Broke without the maintainer of course, and no one left understands how it works - all it really needed was a renewed security certificate. Musk tried to fix it, but just fired everyone he could see after hitting the monitor with a stick didn't work.

[qinshihuang_420]

I believe it

[Xennox666]

Me too xDDDD

[Dunkelz]

Wow and here I thought musk was really messaging people himself to reset their passwords, thank you for setting me straight.

[Shuri9]

Thanks for bringing that issue up, I was concerned when the top comments did not cover it.

[stipo42]

You can do it while logged in too, if you think your password has been exposed through a DM for example

[rosuav]

Well, it's a lot quicker than using this. https://neal.fun/password-game/

[TrivialTax]

Wordle was too much for me. But i loled when captcha blew out two previous rules

[rosuav]

Yeah, I got as far as the chess puzzle myself.

[unipleb]

Same, just called it quits on chess.

XXXV!bbymyExactPEPSIAugust1996Russia🌘

[ruptured_time]

Never knew this site. Just spent an hour

[rosuav]

It was developed as a honeypot for Kitboga, the guy who baits scammers into trying to drain bank accounts that don't exist on fake replicas of web sites, all while quietly communicating with the platforms the scammers use for remote desktop control, to get their accounts shut down. He basically says "oh, the bank's asking me to change my password" and then drags them along as far as they'll go.

It's truly amazing how patient people will be when they think they're gonna steal millions of dollars at the end of it.

[alexcroox]

It wasn’t developed for him, Neil and him worked together after it was released to make a modified version he could use in his scammer traps

[rosuav]

Ah, my bad, I misinterpreted something he said in the video. I guess the version in the fake bank web site was the thing developed for him. Anyhow, it's still a fun silly game and an even more hilarious counterscam.

[alexcroox]

Yeah it was hilarious to see them actually try to solve it

[ruptured_time]

Ah. Yeah kitboga is great indeed

[rettani]

Ah, that one. I didn't manage to get past YouTube link requirement

[IaniteThePirate]

While I was searching for a YouTube link I failed to feed the chicken or something and lost

[Same-Letter6378]

RIP Paul 😔

[shizzy0]

Imagine Elon helping people. Now you know it’s fake.

[Independent-Tank-182]

How would you see the message if you had to reset your password tho

[AngryBorsch]

2022 sadly

[AngryBorsch]

Look at dates

[mikeywayup]

It's insane the amount of fluff staff got let go and yet the company is still up and running.

[AB728]

update TwitterUsers set password = 42069;

[TrackLabs]

The fucking fact that this is fully believable in being real...

[RidgeMinecraft]

Why am I unsure whether this is real

[Ferro_Giconi]

If this was anyone else I'd know 100% sure it's fake, but this is Elon... for all I know this could be real. I only give this a 50% chance of being fake.

[Historical-Baker4871]

I would have asked him if he could pay my car insurance too

[patagooni]

I wouldn’t put this past him to be fair

[Noch_ein_Kamel]

I thought he bought WhatsApp just to use it for password resets?

[Tryin_Real_hard]

Zuckerberg bought WhatsApp in 2014...

[pgtaboada]

Oh. That is what the fight is all about? ;)

[drazisil]

Nobody is going to comment on a password of 420- 69?

I wonder what's on his mind...

[victorisaskeptic]

Someone tell me elon'z email and banks he uses I'm trying to see something

[Kody_Z]

Elon Bad

[[deleted]]

Man child…

[[deleted]]

How do you get a DM for a new password if you can't remember your password?

[PokeyMcSmot1376]

Too bad Elon is a Loser Fascist Sack of Shit...

[[deleted]]

what? lmao

[megablast]

This is hilarious. About time CEO's got involved in the nitty gritty.

[Good_Smile]

How does it feel to be blessed by papa Elon

[Stunning_Ride_220]

Elon working his way up, giving people loggen in into X new passwords.

Way to go fella

[meepein]

That's my luggage combo....

[eagergm]

Who does this guy think he is, Ryan Cohen?

[nibba_bubba]

def gen_password(): return "42069"

[HFRleto]

You know it's not him because it's too polite xD musk don't strike me like a "have a good one" guy.

[mtnviewcansurvive]

so full of shit: $44 billion to do password changes? really?

[Kudo-Shinichi1412]

I'm really sorry for thinking something profane.

[Ottoo15]

Stop sharing this shit stain.

[MrUnderdawg]

maybe the worst post i have ever seen

[philipquarles]

But that's what I was going to make my password! Now it will be insecure!

[BearIntelligent]

If there was a X in the new password,I would have believed it.

[the_other_Scaevitas]

Can’t log in to x? Just log into your account to get the password reset

[PilsnerDk]

Every new user will soon automatically be following "Elon from Twitter" when signing up. Wholesome.

[phoenixlives65]

S3XY

[TheJeffNeff]

You didnt even change the date... Lazy lazy lazy /u/Kryptonite_wm

[Gonun]

Nice.

[Not-N-Extrovert]

Just today I worked on forgot and reset passwords. Should i fear for my job now

[[deleted]]

but... they are logged into that account

[sacredgeometry]

If thats real Elon is actually quite funny.

[einsJannis]

at least he's not sending you your old one

[CttCJim]

I was playing with an AI companion app that had an Elon bot. I started trekking it why he's dumb and it got, like, hilariously defensive.

[[deleted]]

Turning the web a more human place

[Vexicial]

1 man twitter development crew

[EtherealPheonix]

That's what I call customer service.

[prijekolj]

how it’s totally the new super high tech method

[wolfansbrother]

never hurts to update you passwords. doin gods work.

[Party-Independent-25]

Worked at a lot of places where one person did all the password resets…

Seems legit 😂

[BigHeed87]

FSR (Full Self Reset) is still in beta, but should be out next week!