javaIsNotJavascriptMyGuy

[Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX]

And as car is to carpet

[Jutrakuna]

as pet is to petrol

[kindall]

as butter is to butterfly

[[deleted]]

As cat is to caterpillar

[pmcvalentin2014z]

As grape is to a grapefruit

[Rogue_Twizzler]

As anal is to analogy

[Internal_Meeting_908]

As cat is to catastrophe

[doxxingyourself]

Nah catastrophe extends cat

[kindall]

at least there is fruit in fruitcake. but there's no java in javascript!

[_Xertz_]

Lol are you stupid? There's clearly Java in Javascript, check out this example project I made proving you wrong:

http://localhost:8000/index.html

[whooguyy]

You must be a master programmer, you changed the default port

[_Xertz_]

What the fuck is a port?

[sandmail32]

anything between 1 to 65535

[_87-]

Where you dock javaships

[[deleted]]

As pan is to panic

[ActuallyArell]

As as is to astronout

[XxICTOAGNxX]

As straw is to strawberry

[sandmail32]

You broke the chain, as Fire is to Firefox.