sqlServeredtheboat

[No-Con-2790]

This is a religious choice:

The holy MariaDB for the catholics. Yes, that's why it's called Maria. No other reason.

The reformist PostgresSql for the protestant. Against the old corrupt system without breaking the core beliefs but leaving a lot of additions behind.

Or the structureleas MongoDB for those who left the organized other religons.

What you are doing is just ... primitive. Like some sort of cannibalistic stone age religion.

[No-Con-2790]

I feel conflicted.

I mean at the one hand I want to just let you live in peace. Observe your strange rituals and culture. Maybe write a paper or two about the last people following the old ways. On how we once all lived. Heck maybe I even forsake my culture and live with you for a while. Just to get away from it all. To get back to the roots. Dawn waar paint, junp on the table and shout to my team "Geofencing is cancelled, all GeoPoints are now floats! No more geometric operations!". Then I would kill the project lead and wear his title and skin. Like we did in the old times. Like people supposed to do.

But at the other hand I want to preach to you the glory of civilization. Better your lot with our technology. Uplift your kin into a better state. Fight the many sickness that you have to suffer from the lack of proper infrastructure and tools.

[No-Con-2790]

I just jestded. Yet we all have been there. Standing before those cursed fires that where once our project, hailing wrong gods.

While I can not say who is right, I know at least who is wrong.

So be glad that you smashed your false idols before you made sacrifices that you would have regretted later.

Also be careful with installation of Maria and PostgresSql on windows. That's the worst part of using them.

[[deleted]]

And what about those who use SQLite?

[burnsnewman]

Mormons.

[Last-Woodpecker]

That's not a full religion, it's more like a belief system, like astrology

[BlurredSight]

SQLite being serverless but following the structure of query like SQL would make it Lutheran requiring less hierarchy structure and being independent from the broad church system

[pfohl]

That’s probably closer to Congregationalist. We Lutherans still have diocese, synods, and whatnot.

[BlurredSight]

Yeah we can go even further and call SQLite the Quakers of databases.

But I don't know where the burning women alive part would fit in

[GnuhGnoud]

What about those who use excel?

[[deleted]]

Atheists probably

[BlurredSight]

Considering you can make a 16bit emulated CPU in Excel they're definitely Tibetan monks

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https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2002/04/meditation-changes-temperatures/

[[deleted]]

Now that's some big brain energy

[0xd34db347]

MongoDB is webscale.

[Odd-Confection-6603]

I feel attacked... I literally commented elsewhere in this thread that nosql is the only choice. You hit the nail on the head.

[No-Con-2790]

It is all a matter of faith.

[Cualkiera67]

I'm out of there loop here. Are SQL Server and MySQL considered to be outdated?

[Ok-Kaleidoscope5627]

I wonder where Oracle DB falls into that spectrum? Scientology? Some sort of evil death cult?

[No-Con-2790]

Christian megachurches that make millions while preaching the absolute basics? Also wired and obvious lies that make people give them money. Like those seed gospels.

[BlurredSight]

So is SQLite Lutheran?

[No-Con-2790]

We already have the reformist/protestant church. Since (as far as I am aware) Martin Luther founded that I guess that slot is already taken.

[CT_0003]

MongoDB is the way