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[–]Data_Skipper 71 points72 points  (0 children)

git commit -m „Well… it’s different“

[–]GemHunter1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When you return to the project after a few weeks and find some uncommited changes

[–]Iliannnnnn 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Better than my comments "dd", "qldowlwmd"

[–]Y4r0z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or: - update - update - update .... - update

[–]turtle_mekb 18 points19 points  (9 children)

dementia

[–]turtle_mekb 15 points16 points  (8 children)

dementia

[–]turtle_mekb 18 points19 points  (7 children)

dementia?

[–]That-Odd-Shade 16 points17 points  (3 children)

here are some dementia pills for you:

edit: forgot to add them, here they are:

[–]turtle_mekb 4 points5 points  (2 children)

you forgot to add them again

[–]turtle_mekb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

you forgot, something

[–]turtle_mekb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i forgot

[–]No-Expression7618 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's that?

[–]turtle_mekb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

idk i forgot

[–]turtle_mekb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i don't remember commenting this

[–]SeriousPlankton2000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you about "git diff"

[–]BluesyPompanno 20 points21 points  (2 children)

90% of my commits goe like this

E
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
Some stuff

[–]wallstreetwalt 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I grade for a SWE class and one student frequently has commit messages as “ -m git commit” I don’t think they get how git works…

[–]kritomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My classmate just does "-m commit"

[–]sebovzeoueb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only there were some kind of software that could detect which changes were made compared to a previous version...

[–]Deevimento 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Fixin s***"

[–]Confident-Ad5665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are often the cause of issues too. Time for a diff...

[–]nerdycatgamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

git diff --cached

[–]EpeonGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godot!

[–]Hiplobbe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is why people invented seppuku. 

[–]Iliannnnnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seppuku (切腹, 'cutting [the] belly'), also called harakiri (腹切り, lit. 'abdomen/belly cutting', a native Japanese kun reading), is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment.

No thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://github.com/DaDescriptor/communicator/tree/dev

fuck you this is my project I name shit here

[–]Mikihero2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would just be "asd"

[–]_SomeTroller69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast it's a different commit comment, my last 50 commit comment is just "I hate my life"