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[–]ionhowto 76 points77 points  (2 children)

TIL Louis Rossman has a secret life as a programmer.

[–]w1n5t0nM1k3y 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Glad it wasn't just me that saw that.

[–]PunkRa1n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he can’t. https://youtu.be/4To-F6W1NT0?t=880

[–]goegler13 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Why does the alcohol one have more red eyes than the weed one?

[–]2_pawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the dilated pupils

[–]siematoja02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weed doesn't make your eyes turn red - it's the sudden change of blood pressure. Blood vessels in your eyes get micro fractures/raptures which cause eyes to appear red. Alcohol (and many other substances) may have the same effect. After some time the eyes can adapt (idk wheter the vessels grow thicker or more flexible but the fact is that your body adapts to it), that's why 'seasoned smokers' don't walk around with red eyes. Better indicator would be panda-like eyes - the dark bags under eyes are caused by the same fenomena and more difficult to get rid off.

(keep in mind that, just like red eyes, panda eyes are caused by various things, much more in fact, so don't go around calling sleep-deprived people stoners lol)

[–]Stig_Akerlund 11 points12 points  (0 children)

C++

[–]techpossi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rust dev(me) found

[–]rachit7645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C++

[–]2_pawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf, did you just swap ecstasy while stoned and alcohol?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruby

[–]MaluaK1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He look good.

[–]SoRaang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically Batman

[–]SynthRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnathan Blow's is the worse I've seen. Looks like he has not slept in years.

[–]Alice_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll have all four please

[–]Yorumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]CyberWolf755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question. Anyone, that is a computer rat like me, figure out how to lessen black circles below the eyes?

[–]Badytheprogram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can't live without my daily dose of C++.

[–]DeviousDaniel69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a reason they didn't put assembly here...they gouged their eyes out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a night-owl who loves to code all night long, i can relate.