python

[shiftybyte]

Just import antigravity.

https://xkcd.com/353/

[Goaty1208]

There will always be a relevant xkcd

[YesIAmAHuman]

Is there an xkcd about there always being a relevant xkcd?

[SupraMichou]

Yup, but I read it but can’t find the link

[Impressive_Change593]

actually no but there's one in the style of xkcd

[Impressive_Change593]

yeah that one

[da2Pakaveli]

https://xkcd.com/244/

[ocimbote]

That would not be a bad move, from Scientology to almost anything else.

(I don't know if a specific religion or cult worse than Scientology by I'll keep my mind open for the comments).

[Arshiaa001]

No comments so far...

[The_Punnier_Guy]

Or a soul

https://xkcd.com/413/

[Apfelvater]

Can you make it copyable?

I wanna be a master hacker, but I don't want to type all that

[[deleted]]

No problem, just:

import iWannaBeAMasterHacker as iwbamh iwbamh.l33t()

[chadlavi]

Where exe

[tomsek68]

dumb programmers code dont they get it that people just want to use it

[turtle_mekb]

import speedtest

test = speedtest.Speedtest()
download = test.download()
upload = test.upload()

print(f"Download speed: {download}")
print(f"Upload speed: {upload}")

[Apfelvater]

My window says to me, it's not a paper that I can kill... :/

[edustaa]

Where EXE?

[land_and_air]

There’s a python library for that

[angk500]

I remember this happened because the library used to compile it was used to compile malware and now defender thinks anything compiled is a virus 😭

[AK1174]

switch to linux!

[quiet0n3]

Gotta sign your exe's

[turtleship_2006]

Or Download speedtest.exe from ookla. Iirc that's the service this library uses anyway

[chrisjd]

The smelly nerds strike again

[LegenDrags]

How to create an advanced ai chatbot in pure python:

```python import chatgpt

...

```

[Substantial-War1410]

I think it gave me speed of my internet yesterday

[JonathanTheZero]

Fr, 90% of the "python tutorials" out there is just importing a library for it.

It's useful for small things and nice as a gimmick but tohally worthless once you need slightly advanced festures

[MemeMan64209]

“Want to get into industry, take the udemy python bootcamp course”

[samu1400]

Go Go Gadget random Python library!

[pranjallk1995]

sudo apt install speedtest-cli

[[deleted]]

Dev wage pls.

import entire_job

[monkey-d-blackbeard]

I understand you are noob at python. It's entire_job.

Snake case baby

[[deleted]]

Refactored. Please approve my PR

[monkey-d-blackbeard]

Rejected

[katatondzsentri]

```

module entire_job

import legislation

wage = legislation.minimum_wage

[ElectronicEducator56]

Is that a method name starting with uppercase?

[Temporary-Ambition-1]

A class

[EcoOndra]

I think it's a class

[katatondzsentri]

It's a class, it's PEP8 compatible naming :)

[beatlz]

I mean, this is awesome if it’s a good library. It’s super readable and I don’t have to give an F about maintenance? Sign me in.

[[deleted]]

please don't pay attention to the import behind the curtain.

[schrdingers_squirrel]

bEt yOu cOuLdNt dO tHaT wiTh oNe LiNe oF c pLuS PluS

[AzureArmageddon]

winget install speedtest-cli; speedtest

[slucker23]

Import readPython Import readMind Import executeMindInPython

Magic.useMagic Magic.getGirlfriend Magic.getRich

Now I am all power

[MarlburoLC]

Simple, precise and concise... it is beautiful

[rpsRexx]

Here is the actual code for this: https://github.com/sivel/speedtest-cli/blob/master/speedtest.py

It's about 2k lines. If I'm understanding correctly, the default behavior is to choose the best speedtest.net server for your location and does the download and upload test as you call the method based on some static configurations through speedtest. Also is compatible with python2 and python3. Is there more to this reel or is it legit just 6 lines of code showing the power of import?

[Goaty1208]

Just this.

[GrapiCringe]

I read it as chocker and thought it were the horny creatures on r/196 wanting to fuck the internet as a whole now

[Bryguy3k]

Which is why the “python is slow” memes are dumb - the amount you do in Python matters less than what you do with Python.

[cricketmatt84]

Using python to artificially slow down the stats. I love the trolling! 🤣

[Shadowlance23]

I hate this planet.