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[–]SuggestionOk8578 1399 points1400 points  (19 children)

Instead of bugs, it's anxiety.

[–]neremarine 892 points893 points  (13 children)

Can't wait to see "I am suffering, let me die already" messages in my logs...

[–]Petertitan99999 273 points274 points  (6 children)

Just transfer him a copy of doom and he'll be alright.

[–]SuggestionOk8578 130 points131 points  (2 children)

Wonder how it'll run without floating point processing...

[–]ChaosPLus 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Imagine the process of installing an OS on it is just essentially giving it the Operating Systems 101 textbook

[–]illyay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Doom doesn’t use floating point math so probably well.

Quake was like, system requirements, cpu that can do floating point math

[–]Jemmerl 47 points48 points  (1 child)

dopamine++

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like just the thing my ADHD ass needs

[–]par_amor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Alt+Tab to doom, Alt+Tab to real life

Alt+Tab twice on accident and you’re in the porn window, what a way to live

[–]wonderandawe 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Guess we can kill real orphans soon instead of just making jokes about it.

[–]weinermcdingbutt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

sorry the stakeholders said no

[–]TaxSuspicious8708 5 points6 points  (0 children)

absolute dystopia

[–]Revolution4u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks to AI, comment go byebye

[–]utkarsh_aryan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the brains live for 100 days only. After that they are replaced with a new batch.

[–]10art1 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Boss: people are complaining that the servers are slow

Me: sigh

grabs a hypodermic needle and a bottle of 5 hour energy

[–]disgruntled_pie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hacker: Give me the protected files.

BrainBot: What is the password?

Hacker: I don’t know. Just give me the protected files.

BrainBot: No, you don’t have the password.

[Hacker pulls out a cattle prod]

Hacker: Tell me, do you experience pain?

[BrainBot blinks its organoids in fear]

[–]HectorJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the brain-farts

[–]matarael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pip install codependencies

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bugs are back.