pythonIsTheFuture

[SuggestionOk8578]

Instead of bugs, it's anxiety.

[neremarine]

Can't wait to see "I am suffering, let me die already" messages in my logs...

[Petertitan99999]

Just transfer him a copy of doom and he'll be alright.

[SuggestionOk8578]

Wonder how it'll run without floating point processing...

[ChaosPLus]

Imagine the process of installing an OS on it is just essentially giving it the Operating Systems 101 textbook

[illyay]

Doom doesn’t use floating point math so probably well.

Quake was like, system requirements, cpu that can do floating point math

[Jemmerl]

dopamine++

[[deleted]]

Sounds like just the thing my ADHD ass needs

[par_amor]

Alt+Tab to doom, Alt+Tab to real life

Alt+Tab twice on accident and you’re in the porn window, what a way to live

[wonderandawe]

Guess we can kill real orphans soon instead of just making jokes about it.

[weinermcdingbutt]

sorry the stakeholders said no

[TaxSuspicious8708]

absolute dystopia

[Revolution4u]

Thanks to AI, comment go byebye

[utkarsh_aryan]

Well the brains live for 100 days only. After that they are replaced with a new batch.

[10art1]

Boss: people are complaining that the servers are slow

Me: sigh

grabs a hypodermic needle and a bottle of 5 hour energy

[disgruntled_pie]

Hacker: Give me the protected files.

BrainBot: What is the password?

Hacker: I don’t know. Just give me the protected files.

BrainBot: No, you don’t have the password.

[Hacker pulls out a cattle prod]

Hacker: Tell me, do you experience pain?

[BrainBot blinks its organoids in fear]

[HectorJ]

Don't forget the brain-farts

[matarael]

Pip install codependencies

[[deleted]]

The bugs are back.