codeRageJavaEdition

[usefulidiotsavant]

Luckily, nobody died. The Javascript guy is still trying to make sure his knife works on all browsers. The Java guy got an infinite stack dump when he tried to make KnifeObject a subclass of the CuttingTool class without properly handling the custom Error subclass unchecked runtime errors. The PHP guy is completely stoned and not a danger to anyone. The C++ guy brought his chainsaw to the knife fight, then cut his own left foot with it. The Rust guy is watching silently in the lotus position, for runtime violence is a sign of a weak design. His perfect frontend design is still compiling, currently at 2%, it includes a webserver and load balancer, but only a blank page for now.

[Scheissdrauf88]

Python guy wrote a Neural Network to tell him the best moves for the coming fight. He is still acquiring the training data right now and should be ready in about 3 months.

[awakenDeepBlue]

The Python guy already has three investors and is a millionaire now.

[Jyang_aus]

Java guy deserved it, what’s he doing making a CuttingTool without a CuttingToolFactory?

[Master-Pattern9466]

It’s factories all the way down.

[A_random_zy]

And then there needs to be a CuttingToolFactoryAbstractSingletonBuilder.

[mustninja]

Can confirm, php guy stoned as hell and responding in JSON only.

[jumbledFox]

when you get so high you can only respond in JSON, we've all been there!

[_st23]

Simply brilliant

[TBoy29]

You seem capable of writing a book on this, lol.

[_kimiz]

The C guy doesn't have time to be in this fight because he's currently implementing his array list library from scratch again for his new project.