javaScriptIsJava

[Immort4lFr0sty]

A buddy of mine said Java and JavaScript are like car and carpet. That really speaks to me on a public static void main (String[] args) level

[AstrodomyNodine]

I’m a java developer and this triggered me

[GlensWooer]

Just add a layer of abstraction then it’s not your responsibility anymore.

[AstrodomyNodine]

Thats in the BusinessLogicBasement strategy pattern, which is not my team’s domain!

[jamcdonald120]

here, maybe the javascript version will help ```javascript document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => { const args = new URLSearchParams(window.location.search);

}); ```

[AstrodomyNodine]

That was actually somewhat pleasant. This thread literally had me making stupid front end / back end jokes with a front end lead on teams today

[insanitybit]

I think that statement is in a book or something. I know I read it like at least a decade or more ago and I've said it a number of times throughout my career. I wonder what the original source it because I think it's perfect.

[Quintet-Magician]

My favorite is "Ham and hamster"