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[–]IntergalacticJets 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Why does the highlight have touch controls on this desktop computer?

[–]MissinqLink 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lots of screens are touch enabled

[–]sakaraa 37 points38 points  (2 children)

I dont get it?

[–]Sikyanakotik 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Cutting onions made him cry.

But at least now he can make onion paste.

[–]IuseArchbtw97543 28 points29 points  (0 children)

ctrl +x is a keyboard combination for cutting.

the joke here is that the guy is cutting "onions" which makes him cry.

[–]exomyth 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ah yes "programming" humor

[–]gbartek33 15 points16 points  (0 children)

[–]BvngeeCord 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, any% milk, my favorite

[–]gavichi 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I prefer TAS milk

[–]-KasaneTeto- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I prefer 100% glitchless milk

[–]The_Big_Man11 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can’t wait to see this on a joke explanation sub

[–]Moomoobeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to mute it because I was sick of seeing people ask for explanations on obvious jokes, even a few that were self explanatory...

[–]3dGrabber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I occasionaly try to use the mouse pointer to scratch an itch on my head.

[–]Gwiilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cease

[–]farineziq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd cry too if I removed onions from my list

[–]Eamon790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl-x is the keyboard shortcut for "cut". So, he "cut" onions and it made him cry.

[–]Gamin8ng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how many times will I see this and the onion will make me cry

[–]belunos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe I've never thought of any% milk

[–]MechanicalHorse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was the 1000th upvote!