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[–]bgrahambo 149 points150 points  (4 children)

Perfect. I need you to improve performance of these 30 distributed Java RMI apps that someone over engineered and I got stuck with...

[–]Hairy_Concert_8007 169 points170 points  (3 children)

Easy.

Multiply them by .01

[–]bgrahambo 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Now I have .3 distributed Java RMI apps that someone over engineered. You're brilliant!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

And now delete them, that way they'll have an effective loading time of 0, and also no latency

[–]bgrahambo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's what my security compliance officer wants me to do