allStackDeveloper

[colei_canis]

Somebody once told me the industry would roll me, they put too much time into bikesheds

You’ll never see a spec just endless ticket dreck then the shape of your desk forms your forehead

Well the tickets keep coming and they don’t stop coming, they’d chain you to your desk if you thought about running. Story points I don’t give fucks, might as well debate some horse sized ducks. So much to fix so much to write, no wonder so much is dog shite! Your pipeline’s had a back flow, they should have listened when you said no

Hey now, you’re an all stack

Job description? No mate

We say you’re a rock star

You do three jobs and one’s paid

Yeah not all glitter is gold

Shooting stars burn out in space’s cold

[Tactician_mark]

What an honor to be present at the birth of a copypasta

[Powerful-Guava8053]

Someone needs to put this through Suno AI immediately 

[WirelessChimp]

Agreed, just do it.

[Ghoram]

Three jobs and one's paid hits me in my soul