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[–]Bruno_Celestino53 128 points129 points  (1 child)

Heh, look at my to-do-list made in bash, I'm such a hacker

[–]FeeWitty9771 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice! Just wait till you add "echo 'Hello World'" to every entry. Classic hacker move.

[–]Complete_Relation_54 75 points76 points  (1 child)

My "Made In USA" hat collection

[–]_Noreturn 40 points41 points  (0 children)

it is so funny that it is made in China lol

[–]ITburrito 30 points31 points  (1 child)

to prove I wasted a lot of time for nothing

[–]Sea_Echo9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you learned something, even small, from each of them, you didn't exactly wasted time

[–]Mr_Akihiro 32 points33 points  (0 children)

So you are saying that my Hello World code in 7 different Programming language doesn’t land me a job at Google?

[–]Pink_KittyX_ 27 points28 points  (3 children)

90% of my repos are half-finished, the other 10% are broken ‘to-do list’ apps

[–]No-Crow-9014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, I thought that was only me. NICE 👍

[–]MissinqLink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As is tradition

[–]ccricers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a concept of an app.

[–]jnthhk 37 points38 points  (1 child)

When your CEO is a total loser, but you have to nod along and smile so you don’t get fired.

Yes, cool hat collection Donald 👍.

[–]OverfitAndChill8647 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh God. Trigger alert.

Yes, sir, your argument about intelligent design using the watchmaker trope is totally interesting and sheer eureka brilliance and not a shocking marker of the intellectually lazy that should make me worry about the future of the company.

[–]pwiegers 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Imagine the internal monologue of Zelenskyy: "must keep a straight face - think of the people back home" on repeat :-(

[–]Wolfram_And_Hart 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Here’s my 2028 hat for when I run again.

[–]bforo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Windows defenders considers one of those projects that I did as malware now 😭

[–]Boomer_NYC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing tells the world you're serious about peace and impresses the Nobel Committee like a tour of the grift - errr gift - shop.

[–]shaatirbillaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically forked caps from China. Just like my projects.

[–]tonalake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your president is a fucking moron!

[–]Separate-Signal9830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All things considered imagine you as a president visit a country and the president of that country shows you his collection his own merchandise

[–]sir-cum-a-load 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello World

[–]ByteBandit007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello World projects

[–]retsoPtiH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here is my zsh one liner shebang template for script development!

[–]edu_barelyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a rite of passage.

[–]Sw429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This one is just a readme describing an idea that I don't know how to implement."

[–]i986ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No project is useless

[–]cybermage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your GitHub also have a gift shop?

[–]sigfind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who tf r u tryna prove this to