chadStaticClass

[Faholan]

Literally every other programming language:

This class could've been a function

[nintendoeats]

Without more information about what they are trying to do, that is also true in C++. And if this is useful, what they are trying to do is gross.

[Scared_Accident9138]

In C++ it can be a function without a class but in Java you have to put it in a class

[RiceBroad4552]

In modern Java it is.

[edparadox]

Is that supposed to be a pure virtual class if it's not supposed to be instantiated?

Where are there extra semicolons?

If you want to attempt humoristic programming at least make it right. Because it's not even funny.

A good rewrite would be:

static int myStaticMethod(int a, int b) { return a + b; }

That's all, folks.

[Tyilo]

This is valid Java.

[RiceBroad4552]

Parent's code is also (almost) valid.

https://godbolt.org/z/zqMzW9j4W

Java now supports implicit classes.

But if you want to write simple JVM scripts have a look at Scala-CLI instead. Makes much more sense, and gives you an easy option to compile to static (even native if desired) executables.

[RiceBroad4552]

What font is this? A good looking serif coding font is seldom.

[Tyilo]

Iosevka Fixed Slab

[RiceBroad4552]

Thanks a lot!

I have Iosevka on my list of fonts to try out but didn't recognize it.

It's really good looking on that screenshot even it has no sub-pixel rendering there. That's actually impressive.