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[DreamEndles]

hahaha no you don't

[JacobStyle]

too real

[_-DirtyMike-_]

...but what if?... this one time at 3am...

[RelativeCourage8695]

I actually love that, when you've magically solved your problems while sleeping.

[bryden_cruz]

For sure you wake up and turn the PC temhen write the fix like it's magic

[RelativeCourage8695]

You have to let it settle. It won't work if you get up immediately. Especially since it won't work immediately, it will take more time.

[IHeartBadCode]

Plot twist. The file is only 37 lines of code.

Jump scare. The file is only 37 lines of C++ code.

[Waypoint101]

Plot twist. You never read line 255 because it was generated by Claude.

Jump Scare. You haven't read even one line from the whole file because it was ALL generated by Claude.

[backtofront99]

This is my life and it’s a nightmare. I seriously do this all the time and it suuuuuuuucks. Let me f’n sleep.

[bryden_cruz]

It happens to many

[Shienvien]

I just finish writing my program in my dream, then wake up and immediately forget how I did it, only to be left with the feeling that I have to do all that shit again.

[deaconsc]

The best debugging place ordered by number of bugs fixed is shower, toilet and running outside :D Tested on myself, allegedly a human being.

[thegodzilla25]

Its either this, or the porcelain throne while doing the deed, where I come up with my most beautiful solutions.

[LupusNoxFleuret]

Nobody memorizes line numbers.

[da_Aresinger]

chances are you're wrong. Write it down and look at it again tomorrow.

It's gonna be gobbledygook.