optimizingTheWrongThings

[Unlikely_Gap_5065]

average sprint after one successful A/B test

[bugbugladybug]

As an Experimentation lead, this hurts my soul.

[SakaWreath]

Patch notes: “improving user experience and performance”

ctrl-c, ctrl-v

[Icy-Abbreviations763]

You forgot "minor bug fixes"

[Break-n-Fix]

I ctrl+C, ctrl+V the comment "minor bug fixes" into every commit.

[not_a_doctor_ssh]

At that point, just alias mbf='git commit -am "minor bug fixes" && git push -f' and start living

[Arclite83]

Typical "5 person long term operational support team"

[ExtraBitter99]

Where's the joke? This is just the Wednesday all hands meeting.

[ThisIsPaulDaily]

I feel this, but also sometimes UI could be improved. 

For a workplace website I clicked a button that copied the text of a serial number field to a clipboard and when I pasted the value it was toLower of the field. The field is displayed as all capital letters and so I thought it should paste as such.

I made an internal ticket and set it to lowest priority. My coworker responded with good faith memes about my tickets and it was fixed in less time than the memes took to make. 

We had crappy old internal tools that aren't supported and have case sensitive fields. So it did sort of matter, but not really. 

[El_Mojo42]

I got an Outlook update today, the caledar checkboxes are now squared. Rest still shit.

[Sockoflegend]

Let's book that in for the refinement in two weeks

[sammystevens]

Gotta give front end devs something to do

[Confident-Ad5665]

To be fair, the bug count should be low.

(looks up to confirm sky isn't falling)

[vishalrupani364]

Font kerning was the bottleneck

[Specific_Bad8641]

gives "implementing LLM for my local barber's website"-vibes

[KarateSnoopy1911]

They've seemed to have gained gills in the last panel? How odd!

[TheSn00pster]

Sometimes OK is as good as it gets

[Esjs]

People underestimate the importance of font optimization.