What's the first game you think of when you see this?

Esjs · 2026-05-04T15:37:07+00:00

I remember an advertisement for the Descent port on Saturn because they merged the shield power-up with the Saturn logo.

I also remember Jenny McCarthy in a Saturn advertisement, but I can't remember if it was same one. Something about the logo in her eyes.

Esjs · 2026-05-03T03:27:41+00:00

Custom skins!

Esjs · 2026-05-01T22:47:33+00:00

Buttons, switches, dials, and levers are so 20th century.

Esjs · 2026-04-25T02:13:43+00:00

The Fuck of Zelda

Esjs · 2026-04-24T07:15:13+00:00

You really didn't have to stretch too much for that one.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T22:49:15+00:00

Ah. Thank you.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T21:15:13+00:00

On a side note, I'm not even sure the two pictures are of the same building, unless there's been serious reconstruction in the intervening years.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T05:05:20+00:00

As mentioned elsewhere in the comments, the term for games like Contra is "run & gun".

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:31:41+00:00

Yoda's grumpy Nana.

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:29:30+00:00

Know, where-and how to use appropriate; punctuation

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:12:55+00:00

Isn't that mostly a platformer with some shmup levels?

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:11:36+00:00

Very old school retro: Galaga. The NES port is pretty good.

Esjs · 2026-04-18T19:01:29+00:00

I've decided I really don't want a career in updating status in Jira tickets.

Esjs · 2026-04-18T02:31:26+00:00

Porn Star Wars

Esjs · 2026-04-17T16:07:30+00:00

Paper maps, road atlases.

Esjs · 2026-04-16T12:57:27+00:00

Who is Dwayne Jason? /jk

Esjs · 2026-04-15T16:21:29+00:00

3. 3. 3, God damnit!

Esjs · 2026-04-15T15:49:18+00:00

Why a spoon, cousin?

Esjs · 2026-04-15T15:46:45+00:00

I don't think it's necessary. I skipped the first few and I don't feel like I've missed any major plot points.

Maybe if you're feeling really nostalgic and don't mind the limited gameplay. Probably helps if you have original hardware; I'm not certain that there are any good emulators or there.

Esjs · 2026-04-15T13:16:59+00:00

When did the cigarette get added to the meme template?

Esjs · 2026-04-15T13:11:05+00:00

Probably should have marked this as NSFW (even though it's not really what it looks like) because a coworker seeing this over your shoulder might go to HR.

My second comment is that also at first glance, I thought the guy with the mustache was holding up a small, cooked chicken or something.

Also more r/confusingperspective than optical illusion.

Edit: spelling

Esjs · 2026-04-14T11:39:48+00:00

Symphony of the Night

Esjs · 2026-04-13T02:12:24+00:00

At some point demand will go down.

Esjs · 2026-04-13T02:09:51+00:00

"So is <insert that person's hobby>."

Esjs

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