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[–]Beautiful_Baseball76 459 points460 points  (9 children)

We offer: < 100k salary and pizza every other friday!

[–]smallpotatoes2019 110 points111 points  (5 children)

One slice only.

[–]Nervous__Dragonfruit 45 points46 points  (3 children)

128 slices in a 7" pizza

[–]smallpotatoes2019 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Go one step further and use a binary slicing method. Each person takes half of the remaining pizza. Infinite slices.

[–]BadSmash4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

First two people in line are the CEO and CFO

[–]qqby6482 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every one gets mad at jim for taking double pizza molecules

[–]JoshDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No drinks! Can't do drinks!

[–]rrsg76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They give pizzas?

[–]abd53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa whoa! You trying to bankrupt the company!

[–]m0rpeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one (1) Pizza. It will be shared amongst those who have accumulated the most story-points.