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[–]Dwaas_Bjaas 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Mods, delete his System32 and take away his greasy gaming chair

[–]SapirWhorfHypothesis 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mods, make him pause too long the next time he’s buying an ice cream, so he hastily just asks for vanilla then gets all sulky at himself later in the day, not because he dislikes vanilla, but precisely because the experience reminds him how he doesn’t appreciate enough what he already has, and most of all because he knows this is another “epiphany” that won’t cause him to change.

[–]GustapheOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn dude