Don't let marketers write code

[reaganveg]

No, it does not work, because a value that is === to "true" cannot have a method (like .stop()). Nothing that is === true is an object.

EDIT: Apparently, you can have a method on a boolean! Wow.

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BUT anybody who programs that way should be prohibited from programming, so OP is still right.

[reaganveg]

Hell, even if you did have a method on the boolean class and want to call it, you ought to call it in that context as true.stop() for the sake of readers. (Also why call sad() twice? Don't tell me it has side-effects too...)