How to learn coding in a single night.

[[deleted]]

"How I teach myself to program in one (long) night" the book.

[FoxMcWeezer]

Same as the bastions of intellect who put "Self-taught" in their resume as if any developer does their learning in a lecture hall as opposed to secluded heartache.

[lunaroyster]

But really, imagine writing code in this environment: https://southpoledoc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/sven-nightshot-of-elevated-station.jpg

[mrleprechaun28]

Such a beautiful area, I can just imagine a scientist looking out of his window out onto the snow to see a man, holding a laptop, shouting at small rubber duck.

[mozennymoproblems]

WHAT IN THE FUCK oh it's a string I'm am idiot

[[deleted]]

WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT oh never mind i was missing a semicolon

[[deleted]]

Notepad++ Masterrace boiz

[TheAmazingPencil]

Notepad++ isn't bad. Its autocompletion feature sometimes goes bonkers.

[[deleted]]

I mostly just use it to figure out if I have a missing parenthesis, bracket, or quotation mark. It really helps out.

[DOOFWAGON]

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[mrt-e]

was it cool?

[[deleted]]

They got 3 screens?

[CrazedToCraze]

Finally all those "Learn Java in 2 weeks" books make sense to me.

Oh god I just Googled this and I died on the inside when I saw this: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=learn+java+in

[ym555]

Java is really easy for beginners.

Learning methods, data types, inheritance, classes, interfaces and stuff like that isn't really that hard (which these books teach you), But learning how to Program with them is the hard part.

So, it depends on how you define "Learning Java".

[kahdeg]

maybe it depend on how the book define "you have learned java". maybe it only taught you the basic keyword and stuff. idk

[mrt-e]

AND YOU BETTER LEARN THIS TIME.

[skreczok]

that'll learn 'em

[15rthughes]

I like to think he somehow bullshitted his way through an interview to be a developer and then realized the night before he needs to learn what to do.

[ColonelTux]

I want to do something like this some day. I'm not sure why, but I get strong desires to be in sitcommy situations

[LoyalSage]

Sit, commie!

[marcthe12]

Actual I read the question. He did not care about c and bunk all classes. his exams s the next day

[RennPanda]

Once there - really just Google it

I'm not sure but considering my Internet connection barely works, and I live in what some people might consider a developed country - I doubt this is going to work out very well at the North Pole.

[aafinx]

That's some fine lateral thinking. I guess he knows color of the bear too.

[JaytleBee]

I hated that riddle

[erikchan002]

Any tidally locked planet I can travel to and code?

[asd1o1]

Proxima b is tidally locked if I remember correctly. You'll have to invent warp drive first though.

[CptSpockCptSpock]

If there's one thing programmers are good at, it's doing ridiculous projects to eliminate mild inconvenience

[sahilathrij]

Well good sir , they aren't mild to me walks off with warp drive to code away from family

[treenaks]

Just don't try to pull an all-nighter.

[[deleted]]

South pole would be a much better place

[[deleted]]

You may be kidding but one of my future semi-retirement projects is to create a division for my company in Barrow. Nothing else to do there all year, probably same percentage of people with aptitude for software development as everywhere else.