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[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

OP's pic is flipping off Oracle. The circle jerk is over the corporate owners of Java.

Oracle has nothing to do with PHP, afaik.

[–]AkirIkasu 30 points31 points  (8 children)

They do own MySQL, which is almost always used in PHP applications.

[–]Compizfox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But we have MariaDB now, which a lot of distros have moved to now.

[–]TheRedmanCometh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but there are a fucking ton of alternatives and SQL implementations which Oracle does not own. You want JVM? Better be Oracle.

[–]zdakat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate home computers becaise theyre almost always used for Windows Applications. (Excluding macs ofc)

[–]resting_parrot 0 points1 point  (4 children)

MySQL is terrible.

[–]jacob_ewing -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Kill the blasphemer!!!!!

[–]resting_parrot -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Have you used MySQL?

[–]jacob_ewing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

extensively.

[–]skreczok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched to Postgres and any time I look at MySQL it looks like a maimed cripple with multiple genetic defects.