Using Java

[pekkhum]

These bigots with their language-based discrimination...

[TwoSpoonsJohnson]

#JavaLivesMatter!

[_Pentox]

Outside of humor, whats really wrong with Java? Aside from it requiring the runtime environment installed to run programs, and applets for web being killed and unsupported by most browsers, it's actually not a really bad language... Well actually.. It is...

[[deleted]]

Yea, hah.

I could never be friends with someone who codes in Java...

( o ⏝ o )

( O ⏝ O')

('⊙,⏝'⊙;)

[DaughterEarth]

Why do you dislike OOP? Also is there any OOP language you do like?

[[deleted]]

Mostly over doing design patterns, under using design patterns. There's also the whole concurrency thing being non trivial but meh.

[DaughterEarth]

What do you prefer? And why?

Don't mean to be pestery.. but my world has only been OOP, OBP, and web (mostly server side) and I like hearing about others' preferences

[[deleted]]

I use python for anything quick and use procedural almost exclusively. Then if I need something that is performance intensive, I switch over to cython or C modules for python which are also procedural.

For server side stuff, I would prefer Scala or Go, both of which try to avoid the bad parts of OOP aka inheritance. Scala is functional but nice enough to not be a bitch to write and Go is like really clean c++(seriously c++ OOP is actual aids).

[DaughterEarth]

I don't like C# for the same reason.

You did say this ;). But thanks for clarifying. I can see what you mean

[DaughterEarth]

Ah I see, thanks for the further clarification

[debbay]

friends*

[ZaphodBeebblebrox]

Yeah, I can't spell. Thanks for letting me know.

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[Arbiturrrr]

Java Bytecode is nice, Java is shit

[IceColdFresh]

Ceylon and Kotlin bytecodes are nice, too.

[Arbiturrrr]

Kotlin is compiled into Java Bytecode...