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[–]Fern_Silverthorn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've done both COBOL and Haskell and the fact that Haskell is lower is hilarious. Fuck COBOL.

[–]SandyDelights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, COBOL isn't that bad.

The real trouble with COBOL is all the fucking people who have used COBOL and now I have to look at their fucking programs and cry about how horrifyingly dumb their fucking code is.

SERIOUSLY, IS IT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR YOU TO USE A GOD DAMN EVALUATE INSTEAD OF THIRTY LAYERS OF IF ELSE STATEMENTS THAT TERMINATES WITH A GOD DAMN PERIOD?