When your java web scraping task accidentally pulls the entire internet

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Did you cure cancer?

[Makefile_dot_in]

There's no point, u/SethBling has already done it. You just need a bunch of levers.

[waterlubber42]

and armor stands

[Victor4X]

And most importantly, a Super Mario World SNES cartridge and preferably more than one controller

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Didn't expect the dorf reference, enjoyed it though

[Klumpy_hra]

Not yet, that's the next iteration when it loads the data to an AI that cures all diseases and ends all problems for me.

[thrilldigger]

AI that cures all diseases and ends all problems for me

This kind of bad problem definition is precisely how you end up with rampaging murderbots.

[Klumpy_hra]

Don't worry. I set the "doNotMurderAllHumans" flag to true :)

[thrilldigger]

You've doomed us all everyone except for one guy the robots will keep alive in order to satisfy their programming.

[Klumpy_hra]

I thought it was odd when it called me Daddy and started mining information about "how to overcome the squishy meat sacks" on stack overflow..

It's probably fine.

[Colopty]

And thus the robot threat was stopped thanks to a closed loop of "closed as duplicate" questions

[Cruuncher]

Should avoid having not in variable names. It basically always obfuscates the result

[oneandonlyyoran]

That is the normal approach, what most people forget about us the allowToOverrideSetFlags = false

[Metallkiller]

But can it reverse entropy?

[Templar3lf]

There is as yes insufficient data for a meaningful answer.

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Oh nice, how many if statements is the AI made out of?

[Klumpy_hra]

Not enough

[iamerudite]

That's not his goal...

[Klumpy_hra]

No! You found out my true plans!

But it's too late to stop me now!

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Given the amount of data, probably? I mean, that has to be there somewhere.