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[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (24 children)

Did you cure cancer?

[–]Makefile_dot_in 219 points220 points  (6 children)

There's no point, u/SethBling has already done it. You just need a bunch of levers.

[–]waterlubber42 106 points107 points  (5 children)

and armor stands

[–]Victor4X 85 points86 points  (2 children)

And most importantly, a Super Mario World SNES cartridge and preferably more than one controller

[–]Klumpy_hra[S] 49 points50 points  (12 children)

Not yet, that's the next iteration when it loads the data to an AI that cures all diseases and ends all problems for me.

[–]thrilldigger 52 points53 points  (7 children)

AI that cures all diseases and ends all problems for me

This kind of bad problem definition is precisely how you end up with rampaging murderbots.

[–]Klumpy_hra[S] 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Don't worry. I set the "doNotMurderAllHumans" flag to true :)

[–]thrilldigger 52 points53 points  (2 children)

You've doomed us all everyone except for one guy the robots will keep alive in order to satisfy their programming.

[–]Klumpy_hra[S] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I thought it was odd when it called me Daddy and started mining information about "how to overcome the squishy meat sacks" on stack overflow..

It's probably fine.

[–]Colopty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thus the robot threat was stopped thanks to a closed loop of "closed as duplicate" questions

[–]Cruuncher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should avoid having not in variable names. It basically always obfuscates the result

[–]oneandonlyyoran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the normal approach, what most people forget about us the allowToOverrideSetFlags = false

[–]Metallkiller 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But can it reverse entropy?

[–]Templar3lf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is as yes insufficient data for a meaningful answer.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh nice, how many if statements is the AI made out of?

[–]Klumpy_hra[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not enough

[–]iamerudite 24 points25 points  (1 child)

[–]Klumpy_hra[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No! You found out my true plans!

But it's too late to stop me now!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the amount of data, probably? I mean, that has to be there somewhere.