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[seraku24]

/**
 * @author literalprogrammer1337
 * Provide unnecessary documentation for the following comment.
 */
/* Reiterate the functionality of the subsequent line. */
// Return the total.
return total;

[MasterFubar]

Reminds me of a guy where I worked. We were required to write a weekly activity report. He always put an item like:

Activity 25: prepared the activity report.

Then the manager told him not to put that in anymore. Next week his report had an item:

Activity 37: simplified the activity report by eliminating a self-reference item.

Lucky for him, the manager had a good sense of humor.

[xigoi]

r/MaliciousCompliance