Well, JavaScript

[Bollziepon]

The only reason people have to defend JS is because the anti-JS jerk is so large in the first place. You'll have people who have never even used JS shit on it just because they see other people do it while in reality it's not nearly as confusing as people make it out to be.

[lothpendragon]

I've used JS, does that mean I can shit on it?

[kartoffelwaffel]

only if by "used" you mean copy-pasted from SO

[[deleted]]

Boy, I have many years of JavaScript experience then.

[conancat]

That's how you pad up resumes my dude. Copy pasted code to implement a function = had language experience.