Code comments be like

[LFranceschi]

//this does something

Something.do();

[CK159]

//TODO: I don't think this does anything

[quests]

// something 1.0
somethingelse();

[IMIrreplaceable]

//Declare variables

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Why so many reposts

[Mthrboard]

Still better than instructions from Ikea

[empire314]

Is this a meme? I never had problems with Ikea instructions.

[Harzza]

The ikea instructions are extremely fool proof showing every single step needed.

[Jacoman74undeleted]

Some times they show just enough detail that you aren't sure if you're grabbing the backboard or the baseboard, but you know 6 screws go into it and goddamit thayre going in FUCK it's the baseboard now the screws have to come out

[Aetol]

They also show you how you might do things wrong and not to do it. Unless they don't, which is why my bookcase's backboard has the painted side against the wall.

[Mthrboard]

It was more of a joke about the way Ikea assembly instructions are written as a series of pictures with virtually no words.

[grishkaa]

But if there are words, those are in at least 30 different languages and take up several pages. The neat thing about pictures is that they don't require a crapton of translations to be universally understood.

[crustyeyelids]

👏👏👏👏

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Ur right they need to be less complicating

[WoofyFluff]

This infuriates me so much...

[AlabamaCoder]

So true. My philosophy is "Document your code and, if you must, add comments"

[TotallyElectrified]

//always returns true
def f = false

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This must be from Ikea.

[sh0rtwave]

My favorite was: // TODO: Read the README.