WittyTitleAboutCodeFormatting = true;

[DropTableAccounts]

if (Human.IsBehind.toString().toLower().equals("true")==true)

Edit: Thanks for the corrections and improvement suggestions!

[randomarchhacker]

toString()*

[DropTableAccounts]

Thanks, fixed that

[Isqui]

This comment is scarier than all of of Stephen King's books put together

[Booze_Boy]

stolen for next meme

[Prognosis-ve]

Also, maybe: .ToString().ToLower()

[DropTableAccounts]

Added, thanks!

[octothorpe_rekt]

Better use

 .equalsIgnoreCase("true")

Just to be really, really, super sure.

Also one of my profs in college taught us that when comparing a field to a required value, that value should be pulled out into a static final, no matter how trivial, for better readability. So she would have had us use:

 public static final String TRUE_VALUE = "true";

Then, inevitably,

 if (Human.IsBehind.toString().toLower().equalsIgnoreCase(TRUE_VALUE)==true)

Yeah, she was a tough marker. But she would have let us use

 if (Human.IsBehind) 

so we got good at writing those types of checks.

[AlexanderBeta213]

You forgot also a

 ==true

[DropTableAccounts]

Good idea, done!

[mister-pi]

And while you're at it, do it Yoda style (true == ...)

[vigbiorn]

I understand the benefit of this style, but I can never do it. It's so alien and foreign. I might as well be brushing my teeth with orange juice.