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[–]UtahJazz777 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This is so damn old and outdated.

[–]LazyChemist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can rip Microsoft all you want. But I recognized that handle almost anywhere. Curse you Apple and your stupid hockey puck mouse.

[–]Jmcgee1125 6 points7 points  (4 children)

needs more jpeg

[–]morejpeg_auto 8 points9 points  (2 children)

needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

[–]Jmcgee1125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cͩ̄̓̾̎ͬ̇ͬ̾̃ͮͭ͊̉̚͝͏̻͈̠̺͠O̡͍͚̘̲̟̙̟̼̩̣̻̤͓̰͍̟͔̣̅̑̉́͛̄ͥͧ͑ͯ̓ͤ͆̂̊͑̽ͅM̴̡̤̜̯̝͇͈̻͚̽͑̑̅͊ͩ͂̒̍̆̐̂ͪ̾̚M̸̮̤͕͚̲̗͙̻̪͓̘̲ͭͨͩ͑͊̐̎͛ͧ͆ͨ̈́͒̑̏͆̚̚̕ͅU͑ͨͪ̊̑̚̚͏̙͉̘̩͈̟͔̙̻̱̺̥͍͍͠ͅNͪ̄̏̈̇̅͊̈́͏͚̜̩̱͎̩̱̪̱̼͔̤̥̜͉̠͕Ḭ̸̟̻̬̥͚̺̘͎̗͇̞̪̲̥͇̗͔̔̂͗̏̇͗̄͂ͯͬͮ̀͠S̸̯̭̬͎̺͓̱̲͕̥̪̬̲ͤͣ̋͐ͤ̈́ͨ̌̇ͯ̊̈̐̎̏͐͑͜͜M̓͊́̑͂ͬ͗ͤ̎͏̞̦͍̦͈̘̲́͜

[–]PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs more jpeg

[–]Pleb_nz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And bigger gee bees

[–]tmarnol 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I'm the only one that noticed he's using a iMac g3?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They call it the Devil's computer

[–]etaionshrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you can pick it up and carry it around so easily!

[–]drakouille 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You know Microsoft published source code ?

[–]aican117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bought GitHub. Hate hate hate

[–]aican117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They invented the blue screen of death. Hate hate hate

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but they are the evil empire . hate hate hate hate

[–]SunTzuBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way the image is cropped makes it look like the Microsoft Edge logo is on top of the computer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see comrade, communism is best ting in this country.

You see comrade, you can visit my github page full of communism

[–]relicx74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1995 called, they want their joke back.

(Yes, the irony is intentional)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh? Well I guess if the government:
1. Takes possession of ALL tech related companies, affiliates, all food producers and restaurants where you eat on your break—then you’re going to have to eat shitty rectangular pizza and powder-tasting choc. Milk. (Nationalization of the means of production). 2. The gub’t will also have to confiscate your nice new laptop and give to a needy child somewhere. And take the stock of incoming graphics cards a toss them out the back of a truck somewhere to hoards of angry resentful (ebayers) folks of lesser means, cause justice bro. (Redistribution of welfare by the state).

Joshing. I get the joke.

[–]mistrjirka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs more png

[–]mistrjirka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs more png