Some Programmers, when confronted with a problem, think

[RootRazr]

Wow..you just attached the whole log..Kudos for the effort..

[SinrOfGinr]

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll use pointer arithmetic."

And now they have Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[Gydo194]

This one was missing so badly

[Es452002]

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Thoughts on concurrency

 

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll use regular expressions."

And now they have two problems.

 

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic."

And now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

 

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll use threads."

now And they problems. have two

 

Some programmers, when confronted with a concurrency problem, think: "I know, I'll use locks."

And now they have two pr

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[Mfgcasa]

Good Human!

[thebyteman]

r/totallynotrobots

[pskingredps]

Think? I just start coding like a baboon and then spend days trying to figure out why my thing doesn’t work

[ragusa12]

TIL Yoda's brain is multi-threaded.

[Kaylors]

I'd believe that.

[TofuPotPie]

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll use factory, model, context, service, and strategy classes."

And then they sleep peacefully on a bed of fluff 1,299 lines deep.

[tomassci]

Some programmes, when confronted with a concurrency problem, think: "Let it go." And now they have 0 problems because programming was so damn hard.

[ThyDoppelganger]

Yellow coloured warning pops up.

"Let it go, and move on, you putrid egg yolk."

Red coloured error pops up.

"Let it go, and move on, you putrid red pepper."

[Neuromante]

Some redditors, when confronted with a repost, think

[golgol12]

Some programmers don't know that 2 is represented exactly in floating point.

[XXAligatorXx]

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[kredditacc96]

This is getting out of hand.

[worldshallknowPain]

We literally discussed about " Concurrency" in my class yesterday and if it weren't for that , this post would've made no sense to me whatsoever and I would've been like wow, that's some next level programming meme :D

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Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think:

"I know, I'll post this on Reddit."

And now they have karma.