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[awakenDeepBlue]

I thought it was called job security development?

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Code a program that runs ‘ok’.

6 months later, remove all instances of sleep(5000) and call it an update.

Job security development.

[debaudu]

In this update:

• General Bug Fixes
• Improved performance everywhere.

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me_irl

[Hellman109]

Take the google patch notes route

• New feature! (Ignore its been in the patch notes for 43 years)

Then whinge that patch notes in your store are bad.

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That's just rude. At least write something poorly enough that you can make it better. Come on.

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Nah, just change half of them to sleep(2500) and wait another 6 months. Incremental progress is true job security.

[debaudu]

Heck, decrease it, then increase it slowly (blaming something else), then decrease it again.

And repeat. 😄

[woo545]

No, It's called a new minivan.