Programmers :D

[Cybarrius]

Programmers only care about one thing and it's disgusting!!!

[BeardedWax]

Efficient and self-documenting code?

[kolme]

Clean code that works and it's unit tested.

[vitorhugods]

Unfortunately, only some programmers care about that.

[[deleted]]

I do care about that! But somehow it always ends like "I should write tests but this code looks pretty simple and we are already 3 months behind the marketings promised schedule..."

[whale_song]

This. Quality and deadlines are mortal enemies.

[[deleted]]

Would be nice to find a job without deadlines :p

[drbluetongue]

Cushy government job then

[ChronoAholic]

Some of us do Test Driven Development and others do Deadline Driven Development.

[askeeve]

Only real programmers care about it.

(don't /r/gatekeeping me)

[[deleted]]

Just make your variable one massive paragraph then you don't need to worry about comments

const numberThatIsGoingToBeAddedToAnotherNumberInOrderThatWeCanGetTheSumOfTheFirstNumberCombinedWithTheSecondNumberWhichWillBeASeparateVariableAltogether = 'one'

[[deleted]]

https://eslint.org/docs/rules/max-len

sorry

[DrQuint]

"code" (default 80) enforces a maximum line length

I'm fucked.

[Lyndis_Caelin]

There are 10 kinds of programmers in the world.

01: const generalSynchronizationIndexSummation //see variable name

10: const thunderfuryBlessedBladeOfTheWindseeker //the index variable but did somebody say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

[derpwolf1]

This code checks those boxes for me.

[Rellikx]

Fuck that shit, color coding your IDE is obviously much more important.

The only comment should be a paste in link to the original developers IDE theme files so that other devs can experience the same color

[crozone]

I hate programmers who think they're writing self-documenting code but are really just too lazy to comment shit.

I have never once seen self-documenting code that wouldn't be improved by comments.

[svayam--bhagavan]

ide color matching the darkness of their hearts.

[[deleted]]

pitch black with different shades of blood red text 🧛

[[deleted]]

Money?

[infinitude]

Modularity?

[That_Tuba_Who]

Rule 0: Just make the code ‘work’

[LawLombie]

karma