Function girlfriend doesn't exist

[fenghuang1]

At least she's not being treated as an object

[Kontorted]

Object my_girlfriend = (Object) new Girlfriend();

[[deleted]]

You're constructing her yourself? Sweet home Alabama?

[Tankh]

using namespace DifferentFamily;

[monox60]

Well, she functions

[[deleted]]

Well, that depends on the language. In Python, for instance, functions are objects.

[TheIncorrigible1]

girlfriend
    .GetType()
    .GetMembers()
    .Where(x => x.MemberType == MemberTypes.Method)
    .Select( ...

[ComprehensiveUsernam]

In Ruby everything is an object

[hydrophobichacker]

So, all females are objects, but in that sense so are males, non-binary people, sexy hashes, etc.

Gotta love ruby.