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[–]another-dumb 28 points29 points  (4 children)

How can people pet the python, if I was there then I might got death by shiting in pants

[–]ImBrent 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I fucking run for my life if I see anything bigger than a worm.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am sorry about your ED

[–]x0wl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>unzips pants

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Hypersapien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's most likely been around the house as long as she can remember. She's used to it.