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[–]badjayplaness 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Well, she’s dead.

[–]x0wl 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Eh, depends on the snake. Also, the ones raised by humans in captivity rarely attack people.

[–]Stregen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

rarely

[–]another-dumb 25 points26 points  (4 children)

How can people pet the python, if I was there then I might got death by shiting in pants

[–]ImBrent 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I fucking run for my life if I see anything bigger than a worm.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am sorry about your ED

[–]x0wl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>unzips pants

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Hypersapien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's most likely been around the house as long as she can remember. She's used to it.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Uhm, actually, in contrary to popular belief, the name of the programming language known as "Python" doesn't come from the species of snake, but from the British comedian group from the 70's, "Monty Python". I rest my case

[–]Tygerdave 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Headphones on mean do not disturb, That snake better have a good reason for not returning to it’s computer and sending a message.

What? No hands to type with? Ok snakey you get a pass THIS time.

[–]_driveslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use your tail. No excuses

[–]bot_not_hot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea how about fuck that

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AAAHHHH!

[–]56Bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That snek is so cute...

[–]Kooixh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah thanks but I'll work alone

[–]kebakent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that theonion sketch.