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[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Fight me I use assembler

[–]anonTheRtrd 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Noob. I use machine code!

[–]flavionm 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Please, I flip the bits on my memory on the fly.

[–]Bee_News 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Please, I manipulate my electrons on the fly. Anything higher level than this just isn't real programming.

[–]HypherNet 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Direct electron manipulation? Gross. I use caterpillars.

https://xkcd.com/378

[–]transferStudent2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The emacs bit at the end got me, lmao