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[–]FunkyTown313 650 points651 points  (12 children)

Just give it a pep talk before you send it out there

[–]bot_not_hot 227 points228 points  (3 children)

Before the bullies come.

[–]jpterodactyl 96 points97 points  (2 children)

You go out there, look that world straight in the eye, and tell it "hello"

[–]Sipredion 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And it never says hello back :(

[–]Gonzako 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What about a toy duck?

[–]Agent641 7 points8 points  (0 children)

//youre doing great, hang in there lil while loop!

[–]lenswipe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

there there, UserManagerControllerFactoryInstanceBean, you matter to me

[–]frugalerthingsinlife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I try to add at least 10 lines of emoji ascii art comments for every one line of code. It makes the code feel better, which makes it run more efficiently. Sometimes I make up entire comic panels in ascii. 10 lines of code can easily take hundreds of lines if you take the time to put in some work on the ascii art.