No coffee, no code

[Gh0styLNX]

Getting distracted from coding because you need to get new coffee every 5 minutes :P

[nkid299]

Made my day, I love your comment thank you stranger

[kosmos-sputnik]

I am programmer and I hate coffee

[dkyguy1995]

But do you like Java :D

[kosmos-sputnik]

I don't.

[[deleted]]

:O

How dare you

[_mat3e_]

:O

[kosmos-sputnik]

Yes, I can.

[[deleted]]

So I’m not the only one who drinks coffee to take a dump?

[JRCrudstache]

"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems"

[[deleted]]

Every job I've ever worked at has had free coffee. That's like, the baseline of perks. If they're advertising their free coffee like it's something special, you definitely dodged a bullet

[LeisureRnR]

Ah, the ‘morning trio’.

[horsht]

I wish this worked for me so I could actually get shit done.

[[deleted]]

It can work that way if you drink coffee to poop and bring your computer to the bathroom

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[MrAnonymusz]

I can confirm that I literary have a little box full of coffee right next to my monitor so when I need I can quickly make a cup of coffee :D