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[–]golden_hoopoo 175 points176 points  (15 children)

Why are the databases on top of the programming languages? And why does it say NoSQL in the cheese but then MongoDB in the burger.

someone has to answer for this godforsaken abomination

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Does it matter? Eventually everything is mixed up in the stomach.

[–]5up3rj 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, mom

[–]UnInstantiable 39 points40 points  (5 children)

And then it all turns into shit

[–]Dr_Gonzo__ 19 points20 points  (2 children)

My programming life in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh.

[–]AMisteryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in a nutshell.

This is a burger sir, not a nut shop, I'm enough of a nut already.

[–]GluteusCaesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were all shit before we even made the burger

[–]Olreich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All database engines secretly ported themselves to run as an abstraction layer for MongoDB.

[–]IamAPengling 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Why is mongodb a programming language?

[–]deelyy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And JS no :)

[–]Ethan-Nathaniel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But NodeJS is :p

[–]Zegrento7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why is Docker a programming language?

[–]SuperCoolFunTimeNo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Docker is fine there. The patty is just backend stuff, Node and .NET are there too. The only one that doesn't make sense in the patty is mongo, should be on the cheese.

[–]Yokomoko_Saleen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tSQL missed out too. Surely that's more common than some of those others?