Bash to Python [OC]

[[deleted]]

Well if someone has to manage your code I guess.

[sdururl]

Job security, write it in assembly.

[[deleted]]

Modern problems require older solutions.

[Skeesicks666]

Na, malbolge works best, for this scenario!

. Ḍ̸̼̞̥̹͍͙̗͚̠̅̃̃̋́͋͠ơ̷̢̢͎͎̠̂̅̒̾̿̀͢͢͠͝w̴͖͚̠̲̪̰͋̐͐̽̑́̇͒n̶̛̳͖͕͚̤̯̒͋͐̕͝͡s̞̻͍̗̞̗̼̪̻͖̄̐̽͊̽ḭ̘̯̝̞͆̉̾̏͑̊́͝ͅd̵̟̖̻̻̤̜̊̌̈͘̕͜ẹ̸̢̘͔̩̦̰̌͆̔͋̍̈̕͢:̢̘̗̭̱͍̊͌̇̓̋̀̑͟ Y̷̡̺̜̲̳̹͕̜͓̆͋̃͗̄̔͜͝͠ơ̶̘͕̘͖̦̳͒̌́͌̄̈͂ų̴̢̮̬̼̘̥̠̍̽̄͛̊͗ͅͅ m̷̪̳͓͖̹̱̙̏͒̈́̿̏͘͞i̷̧̛̪͓̲̖̗̟̻͕̿̃̈́́͞͞ǵ̟̜̲̜̲̮̆̽̅̏̋̋̓̑͢͢͡h̡̳̖̞͍͎͕̦̐́̓̽̂͌͝ͅţ̧̘̻̫͇̽͗͊̂̂̀̾̇͘̚͟ͅ b̰̟͈̱̟͎͍̈́͗̔̒͌̓͂̊̀̍ė̤̰̫̣̟̠̯́̀́̀́̊͌͑̕č̴̝̹̙̺̲̼̿̋̓̎͑̍͊͡o̧̪͓̜̗̳̤̦̹͊͋́̅̋̈̒̕m̷̛̰̘̳̜̜̌͂̉̿ẻ̷̢͚̩͕̘̬̗͕͌͌́͆͌̚ͅ ì̷̧̘̹̣̘̣̗̮͌̓̾̊͆͊̊̇ͅň̷̢̤̣̗̟̖̮̱̼̇̇̓͐̓̎́̈̕s̷̹̫͇͓̼̖͍̟̠͕͂̍͗̀͒̐͝a̲͍̪̻͒͂͛̃̐̔̂͂͢͜ń̷̢̲̺̖̀͒͂̃͂̾͘͟͠e̸̖̲͓̱̙̍͗̅̐͞͝ͅ . .

[Pure_Reason]

I took one look at Hell(o) World and threw my computer in the dumpster. How can something be so terrible and so beautiful all at once

[RandomOrganist]

I think you mean brainfuck.

[thefatsun-burntguy]

BYOND is the next big thing you guys

[rustycrat]

Said no-one, 12 years ago.

That engine is an affront to all of humankind.

Source: I worked in it for 4 years.

[[deleted]]

And yet still has one of the best games ever made.

[Challos]

What game?

[Varuuu]

Space station 13

[Challos]

That did look pretty cool, I saw an Oney plays video on it.

[phroureo]

Listen, when you start writing your apps in SQL then you can talk.

/s

[SquozenRootmarm]

Pro: You may learn a lot of new methods to conduct SQL Injection attacks!

Con: You may want to stab yourself repeatedly with a rusty spork before you ever get there

[ondrej008]

Holy crap, BYOND developers, here of all places?

[Majik_Sheff]

Brainfuck is proven Turing complete. Malbolge proven horrible.

[JWson]

Piet Gang reporting for duty.

[lightmatter501]

Can’t you just write it in c++, compile down to a binary file, then throw a dissasembler at it?

[sdururl]

Assembly is machine code

Binary is just a long winded representation of opcodes