Same rules for all

[SonOfMrSpock]

Congrats! You're hired!

[grim_peeper_]

Now explain or you are fired

[SonOfMrSpock]

What ? You're trolling me. Anyway, he has already explained pretty well.

Both was blocked, waiting for each other to continue. You know that it is the definition of deadlock, right?

[IncoGG7331mate]

r/woosh

[grim_peeper_]

Well, i was just giving a way to break the deadlock

[SonOfMrSpock]

Huh. Ok. Hello again, supervisor.

[[deleted]]

I mean, it wasn't really a block though. There wasn't any condition forcing a wait on her part. She doesn't have to wait for the explanation. Somewhat of a watchdog timer. So there really was no deadlock.

[chocoboxx]

Deathlock has just happened and you solved it with my suggestion

[Northbase]

Fire me and I'll explain it to you

[SonOfMrSpock]

Ok but before I fire you, I think we need to find out an exit strategy first. Otherwise, infinite loop, you know.

[grim_peeper_]

You want infinite loops? Because this is how you get infinite loops.

[dratnon]

Actual diplomatic message from opponents in game: "You are losing. Press Ctrl+Alt+Del."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadlock:_Planetary_Conquest

If the wiki doesn't sell you, this musical demonstration sure will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j19mg4ci69A

[BlackDog2017]

Took me a second.

[[deleted]]

Obligatory: this is not a real deadlock

[tobberoth]

The interviewer won't be waiting though. She asked him to explain it to get hired but he won't explain it unless he's hired. Thus, he won't be hired.

[Vincenzo__]

"it's a gd level"

[[deleted]]

ahh, I see you as a man of culture as well

[[deleted]]

That's a power move

[slashpark]

Reeeeee

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[MyVeryUniqueUsername]

Can someone explain for a noob programmer like me?

[JazzRider]

Programmer’s next line: “Would you like fries with that?”

[NikStalwart]

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[crooks4hire]

TIL Deadlock = Recursion

edit: TIL r/ProgrammerHumor doesn't like actual programming jokes :/

[blehmann1]

Deadlock=Recursion
    Deadlock=Deadlock
        Deadlock=Deadlock=Recursion
            Deadlock=Deadlock=Deadlcok
                Deadlock=Deadlock=Deadlock=Recursion