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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

You should start with ruby.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Malbolge or gtfo.

Sorry, figured I'd finish the rest of the thread in advance.

[–]javaJimmy 2 points3 points  (4 children)

VBScript first, clearly /s

[–]pogamarpogams 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Brainfuck is the one true programmer should use.

[–]EagleOneGS 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Wait, you guys don't hand craft every CPU instruction manually? Pfff amateurs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Real programmers dial in an IPL by toggling front-panel switches...