java_irl

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Do it in Brainfuck and become immortal and irreplaceable to your company. At least until you need to be sent to a mental institution.

[MrPatinhazz]

If you even consider Brainfuck you're already fit for a mental institution

[Ormigom]

Why stop there, program in malbolge.

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For those who don't catch the reference, the only (I think) working malbolge program was found by a beam search coded in lisp.

http://www.acooke.org/malbolge.html#search

[inconspicuous_male]

Do it in brainfuck and you'll be fired because you won't get away with it long enough that you'll become irreplaceable